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CNA Edge: A voice from the trenches of long term care

May - CNA Edge: A voice from the trenches of long term care
08/08/2016

It would appear as though my residents missed me.
To show how much they missed me (or perhaps to convince me never to go away again), they've apparently decided to throw a call-light party, complete with a few alarms…you know, just to complete the experience. The party entertainment seems to be in the form of the guest of honor, aka me, running around like a chicken with its head cut off. I'm running from room to room, sweat dripping off me and breathing hard; it's been non-stop all day long–and the day is still young. This shift ain't over yet and I already feel as though I need another vacation. No sooner do I answer one light than five more go off.
This is getting ridiculous.


I swing into the next room, turn off the call light and ask (in a slightly breathless voice): "Whatcha need? Are you ready to get up now?"
"No," says Mrs. H. "Not ready to get up yet."
"Okay then, ring again when you're ready, good to see you and bye!"
"Stop!!" she shrieks. "Come back here!"
I stop as ordered, skidding forward just a bit from excessive momentum. Thankfully the door frame is there to help me redirect back into the room. "Yes?" I ask.
"Sit down," she says, or rather, orders. "Sit down and tell me about your vacation. I haven't seen you in a week!"
"That's why you put on the call light?"
"Well, duh! I heard your voice out there and figured you were back. So sit down little girl and tell me all about your trip."

I glance out in the hall. There's only one other call light going off and I catch a glimpse of my hall partner heading towards it…so I close the door and sit down as requested/ordered. "It'll have to be quick," I tell Mrs. H. She nods and settles back against her pillows, eagerly awaiting my story.
I grin. Ah, yes. The best and worst of my job were waiting for me today: everything I can't stand and everything I love both wrapped up in this one shift, my first back from vacation. Still, it's good to be back.

If I had to pick one word to describe the Pioneer Network Conference, I would have to go with "thought-provoking". (Then I'd have to argue that yes, that is one word thanks to the hyphen, thank you very much, Grammar hounds.)

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